“Chuck You”, Schumer

Douche nozzle extraordinaire, Chuck Schumer, again has opened his pie-hole and reached a whole new level of douche-bag’ery. In a response to the press over the Shuttle squabble he replied


Gee, I didn’t know that Schumer was an Italian sur-name. He went on to say:

“I say to Houston, when people all around the world, in London and in Tokyo and in Paris, Buenos Aires say ‘Gee, I can’t wait for my trip to Houston,’ then you can have a shuttle.”

Wow, profound!

Any legitimate reasoning to give New York City one of the retired Space Shuttles over the space capital of the world, Houston, Texas is about as absent as the President’s birth certificate. I don’t recall “New York” as being the first words spoken from the Moon, but maybe I’m mistaken…

Honestly, the only “Space” Chuck Schumer really has a grasp on, is the space behind his sphincter, where his huge bobble head is usually lodged. It seems the good Senator is suffering from a little diarrhea of the mouth these days, remember this one from a week or so ago:

“ I always use the word ‘extreme,’ that’s what the caucus instructed me to do the other week”.

Mr. Schumer you should really consider pulling your head out of your ass every now and again, the extra oxygen will do what brain cells you have left some good.